Earth Concepts For Aliens
If you've just arrived on Earth, you'll find it to be a very confusing and above all, a very stupid place. Luckily EC4A has prepared this series to help orient you on this strange, yet fun, planet.
"Cats and Dogs : The Hidden Story"
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You've spent some time on Earth and observed Humans and their pets. Think you know who's in charge? The answer is something a lot more sinister...
The subject for today's episode (Pets) was suggested by fellow traveler MC Etcher. Check out his Blog at http://mikeramblings.blogspot.com/
If you're a fellow traveler who's visiting (or more likely stuck) on Earth and would like to have something explained on Earth Concepts for Aliens, contact us at EC4Apodcast@gmail.com
Include your name and webpage if you have one, and we'll mention you on the show...where it will be heard by literally TENS of people!
Posted by Paulius at 11:11 PM | 4 comments
Friday, Aug 03, 2007"Experts and Consultants"
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What is an Expert? What is a Consultant? You may come across both on your time on Earth, and they're not what you're used to on your home planet.
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Monday, Jul 23, 2007"The Telephone"
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At times, you may see a human walking around, talking loudly to themselves. Chances are they're not the disturbed mental patient you think they are, they're just talking on the telephone!
Posted by Paulius at 9:53 PM | 2 comments
Monday, Jul 09, 2007"Gadgets"
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Gadgets are a sort of male-targeted drug on Earth. This episode explores this phenomenon and how you can exploit it to your advantage. Wondering is Earth females have any similar weaknesses? Listen to the episode to find out!
Posted by Paulius at 9:12 PM | 1 comments
Monday, Jul 02, 2007"Lawsuits, Getting Sued and Other Fun Pastimes"
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The Earth legal system can be confusing. On a planet where it's possible to sue your own mother for trauma inflicted during childbirth (and be counter-sued for unpaid womb-rental) it's hard to know where you stand. Get in on a round of "The Lawsuit Game", it could be lucrative and it WILL be fun!
Posted by Paulius at 10:05 PM | 2 comments
Tuesday, Jun 26, 2007"The Internet"
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It's impossible to spend any time on Earth and not be exposed to the internet. Learn how to fit in, become an internet 'elite' and learn what "ROFL U R A FAG!!!!" means.
Posted by Paulius at 4:20 AM | 2 comments
Tuesday, Jun 19, 2007"Concerned Parents"
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In your travels on Earth you may encounter people who refer to themselves as "Concerned Parents", these people should be avoided at all costs, in case you become infected with their stupidity. Why are these people so dangerous? Listen to find out.
Posted by Paulius at 1:05 AM | 3 comments
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